Reason #86 women don’t understand motorcycles
Kat: Why don’t you and jon get sidecars for your bike so Pat and James can go. This way Pat and James will feel included. First I thought she was kidding.
New Phone Number Bitches.
(206) 659-3269
Out with the iphone, (end of week) in with the crackberry (sigh), but at least work pays for it.

The Belgian visits.

And then we need a week at Betty Ford
(via santacroce)
Santa - is that Ted? It’s been a LONG time since I’ve seen him!
I may just buy a turntable for the first time in 20 years.
I love this tumblr. I laugh at it every day.
She’d been begging her parents to swap out the gravel for a real lawn, with chairs and everything. She hadn’t counted on their literalism.
(Photo: Dave Lauridsen; Dwell)
Oh Santa, please bring my good friend Pat Castaldo an old dodge dart in decent condition. He’s been a good boy this year, and all of his friends feel sorry for him yearning and lusting over Craigslists ads for years waxing nostalgia..Please please please Santa, please.
I’m sorry, but if you change it from a column shifter to a floor shifter it can’t be considered “bone stock” and “never modified.”
WOW, I was a slot racing fan when I was a kid. A saturday morning at the hobby shop with the 10 lane track was a HUGE day for me.
I had 1/2 of our basement setup with the trains and tracks.
http://www.slotracecars.com/Default.aspx
BTW Pat, a RESTORATION HARDWARE set - very douche like..
This is really hard to resist.
Santa - funny. I grew up being a huge Pirate fan - Robert Clemente was my hero - I used to mimic his basket catching method and my little league coach would yell at me.
all professional sports should be played this way
Quote About Jay-Z (me a big fan). He’s the old bull.
An old bull and a young bull are standing at the top of a hill, looking down at the herd below. The young bull turns to the old bull and blurts out: “Hey! I got an idea. Let’s run down this hill and fuck one of those cows!” There’s a pause, and then the old bull finally says: “Listen, kid, I’ve got a better idea. Let’s walk down this hill and fuck all of those cows.”
Wow. Glad I sold my Uly last year. Sad times for motorcycle manufacturers.


















