March 2008
28 posts
February 2008
40 posts
Just make sure you go to the right event.
I mean you don’t want to walk up to the anti-abortion protest and ask for a big piece of that dead meat you got on the grill there.
http://paribello.tumblr.com/post/27534328
“Crazy Person: Where Am I?
Me, standing in front of building directory: I...”
– Me at Harbor View Hospital Today, looking for an ATM for my credit union. (fuck why aren’t they in Seattle.
“Nothing, however, will assuage Clinton supporters’ sense of injustice if...”
– George Will is a little prick, but sometime truth to power.
Watch“We Win, We Win?”
Can there be anything more toxic and stupid than Rap Music and Hippies at Evergreen rioting?
-Be proud my Greener friends.
WatchI had no idea Pat and Amber did commercial work. I love how Pat shakes his head when he has to pay the bill.
WatchI love the cops commments
brilliant. →
“A popular video on YouTube shows Kellie Pickler, the adorable platinum blonde...”
– god bless america
Yet Another Bet
Mortgage Rates will be below 5% before Election Day 2008. Based the overnight national averages at bankrate.com.
100 Bucks Jon?
Jon - I AGREE that the rates wont be that low. So this is a bet, ok brian?
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“I’m hearing it might be a year or two before the housing market comes...”
– God Bless America
Steak and Blowjob Day!
My birthday is March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day.
“Dude, no problem. I’m going to own your new condo by 2010.”
– Jon on his bet with me that Google will be at 740 on Feb 1, 2010. (200 bucks!).
“LONDON (Reuters) - Nearly half of British men surveyed would give up sex for six...”
– Duh, you didn’t need a survey. Just ask Jon.
I am officially Gay.
This is true. My softball team is categorizing me as ‘gay’. We can have two straight guys per team, but they wanted to only use one in case we pick up a straightee later.
The coach, who’s a firefighter (I swear 1/2 the seattle FD is gay becuase 3/4 of my team are firefighters and other teams are full of them) called me this morning.
Coach: You know about the straight/gay...
“She is preoccupied to an unusual degree with toughness. A man so preoccupied...”
– Is the Wall Street Journal talking about Hillary or me Jon?
““If I fight on in my campaign, all the way to the convention, I would...”
– - Mitt Romeny
WTF - equating Dems with surrendering to terror. But I fear McCain/Huckabee - a very good mix for the Rs.
Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence
The Merriam Webster Dictionary definition for flatulence is brief: “flatus expelled through the anus.” And while it’s a natural bodily function, it seems some Camden-Rockport Middle School eighth-grade boys are taking it to new heights and making a game of seeing who can expel the loudest and grossest flatus.
There IS hope for our country. This is what we did when I was in...
