March 2008
28 posts
One of the best reads in a long time.. →
“That’s like Flava Flav switching to condoms after siring his 17th...”
– sports quote
“I wish what I could remember what I said to the gay bartender..”
– Jon
Egg Whites
Brian: WTF why were you hitting me last night?
Jon: I was hitting you?
Brian: !! Yeah, not only that you were hitting me when I was puking.
Jon: No, Brian, I was hitting your FOR puking.
Brian: It was the whiskey and egg whites.
WatchOhhh… Clarita..
“FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK..”
– Me out loud (too loud) at work as San Diego is beating UConn
This is awesome →
Oh Pat..
The texts and the Tumbling stopped around 1am. I sure hope you made it home alright brother. Unless you’re reading this from your iphone in the alley behind the reef at 8am.
“The ugly underbelly of “free market capitalism” is finally...”
– awesome quote from the wsj
“Report: Spitzer’s Hooker Also Did Charlie Sheen”
– This is SO not news. I mean, Charlie Sheen sleeping with a hooker is news like saying I did coke in the 80s.
““You know, I guess the best way to describe government policy is like a person...”
– Best quote of the day. Maureen Dowd
Google Analytics
So I”m playing around with analytics this morning and noticed most of my traffic lately is coming directly from ‘lonardo’ via google. Mostly because policitican in italy’s wife, Sandra Lonardo, has been involved in a scandal and its’ in the news.
So I tried googling lonardo and here’s what I got:
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“None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
(sigh I’m 44...”
– Thoreau
It's all about choices pat..
House in Portland, or bitch ass car for you and Vinnie. Put that pretty wife of yours to work! At the very least we need to go test ride this bitch.
Did Taxes Today..
Paid 3009.00 to the IRS. Sigh.
Tits
My new hero. Tits, he named his new yatch ‘Tits’.
The jet-setting prince bought mansions around the world, amassed a fleet of 1,700 luxury cars and acquired a 180-foot yacht that he named using a slang word for female breasts.
