Oh Santa, please bring my good friend Pat Castaldo an old dodge dart in decent condition.  He’s been a good boy this year, and all of his friends feel sorry for him yearning and lusting over Craigslists ads for years waxing nostalgia..Please please please Santa, please.

patcastaldo:

I’m sorry, but if you change it from a column shifter to a floor shifter it can’t be considered “bone stock” and “never modified.”